Yesterday I had a lot of retweets and reddit posts and such for playing Doom on a pregnancy test. But as I explained then, it wasn't really PLAYING on a pregnancy test, it was just a video being played back, not an interactive game. Well, now it is. It's Pregnancy Test Doom!

It's fun complimenting dudes on their clothing by telling them "my wife has one just like it." Awesome guys think its awesome and the ones that get offended deserve it.

Clocks go back November 6. I hope mine goes back to a time when I didn’t have to say things like “stay in the bathroom while you’re pooping”

The universe is trying to tell me something. I get in the car this morning and Black by pearl jam was playing Next up was smooth criminal, and no my name isn't Annie but I'm also not okay, so ... The final blow was "you don't know how it feels" by Tom Petty. I hate Tom Petty

These before and after photos at Lauren Boebert’s election party are giving me life

Lmao, this is going to end well

How bad is Twitter's problem with losing advertisers? So bad I'm getting promoted tweets about farm auctions in a state I don't live in

can’t believe my stupid ass has imposter syndrome while elon musk is confidently marching around twitter HQ and chewing on wires until something breaks

im like abed from community except for i havent seen that many movies so my pop culture references are all emo bands and cartoons from the 2000s and also dragon ball z abridged

Couldn't he just spin that up as a microservice?

My parenting style right now is like “gentle parenting, gentle parenting, gentle parenting, I’M CANCELLING CHRISTMAS!!!, gentle parenting, gentle parenting…”

The trans experience is cramming 10 years of teenage awkwardness into a 2 year period

I need a weekend to recover from the week and get ready for the weekend so I can enjoy the weekend, then another weekendend after the weekend to recover from the weekend and get ready for the week. This is not complicated