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John Goddard

@nonestlex

I write fast fiction. If you appreciate my work, please consider buying me a coffee: https://t.co/MuNhGRlryp

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Tickle v. Giggle.
Initial thoughts plus quotes and transcripts.

One brave woman, Sall Grover, accompanied by her well established and accomplished friends, has taken a stand against true toxic masculinity.

Tickle, a transgender man, seems to think he’ll get something out…

Tickle v. Giggle. Initial thoughts plus quotes and transcripts. One brave woman, Sall Grover, accompanied by her well established and accomplished friends, has taken a stand against true toxic masculinity. Tickle, a transgender man, seems to think he’ll get something out…
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You're living on stolen land!

But not me, I'm just squatting on it.

This is my land now.

The law says so.

I know you bought it, but you owe me.

Oh your families been here for generations?

I just call it Terra nullius.

I didn't see anyone so I planted my rainbow…

You're living on stolen land! But not me, I'm just squatting on it. This is my land now. The law says so. I know you bought it, but you owe me. Oh your families been here for generations? I just call it Terra nullius. I didn't see anyone so I planted my rainbow…
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This part of Sall Grover’ cross-examination is iconic:

Lawyer: Ms Tickle is a woman, isn’t she?

Sall: Tickle is a biological male.

Lawyer: Even where a person who was assigned male at birth transitions to a woman by having surgery, hormones, gets rid of facial hair, undergoes…

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I’m poor.
 
And that’s your fault.
 
It’s not the fact that I only work 12 hours a week at a café in Brunswick.
 
Which is already more work than I can handle, by the way.
 
The soy milk has me exhausted and I stay up until 3am playing Fortnight.
 
Capitalism is a rigged system.…

I’m poor.   And that’s your fault.   It’s not the fact that I only work 12 hours a week at a café in Brunswick.   Which is already more work than I can handle, by the way.   The soy milk has me exhausted and I stay up until 3am playing Fortnight.   Capitalism is a rigged system.…
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The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through every human heart -- and through all human hearts.

- Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

The line separating good and evil passes not through states, nor between classes, nor between political parties either -- but right through every human heart -- and through all human hearts. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn
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Scottish Hate Crime Law – The Demoralisation of a Once Great Nation
The country of my birth has been subverted. I am at risk of arrest if I return. Hope Lies in the Proles.

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Will squatters solve the housing crisis? 📈
It's time for an economics lesson from a tradie.

As many of us have seen, there is a current trend of people breaking into houses and abusing squatters’ rights because of how serious the housing crisis has become.

However, the…

Will squatters solve the housing crisis? 📈 It's time for an economics lesson from a tradie. As many of us have seen, there is a current trend of people breaking into houses and abusing squatters’ rights because of how serious the housing crisis has become. However, the…
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Ancient Ruins on the shores of the Black Sea, near Trebizond
Louis François Cassas, late 18th - early 19th centuries

Ancient Ruins on the shores of the Black Sea, near Trebizond Louis François Cassas, late 18th - early 19th centuries
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INVEST IN HOOMS!

Each day the RBA prints more Pacific Pesos.

And these Pesos flood into the housing market, causing insurmountable price rises.

Then Albanese brings in migrants by the millions. Each one clamours for a hoom.

Prices rise more.

Communist-style planning…

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How to improve housing affordability (without reverting to communism/squatting):

1. Ban foreign ownership

2. Abolish negative gearing

3. Limit of 1-2 residential properties per person (to be grandfathered)

4. Abolish stamp duty

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SOLD OUT

Thank you to everyone who ordered a copy of my book.

They're all gone now.

I didn't think they'd go as quickly as they did, and I'm overwhelmed by the support I received for this project.

As promised, this was a limited print run. There won't be anymore copies…

SOLD OUT Thank you to everyone who ordered a copy of my book. They're all gone now. I didn't think they'd go as quickly as they did, and I'm overwhelmed by the support I received for this project. As promised, this was a limited print run. There won't be anymore copies…
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I’m awake before everyone else today. Again.

But they try to tell me that everything I have is from some undefined ‘privilege’.

Not the 12 hours a day 6 days a week.

Not the 8 years of study.

And not quitting alcohol 7 years ago.

It’s illogical.

Every day I get attacked on…

I’m awake before everyone else today. Again. But they try to tell me that everything I have is from some undefined ‘privilege’. Not the 12 hours a day 6 days a week. Not the 8 years of study. And not quitting alcohol 7 years ago. It’s illogical. Every day I get attacked on…
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SOLUTIONS

What’s the answer to the great problem we face? A government that tends towards communist dictatorship. Social decay. Poverty. Cost of living crisis.

It’s a difficult question with no simple answer. Because the average person has almost no sway over the political…

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EASTER IS DEAD

They want you eating Gesture Eggs with your Birthing Parent.

Ending your bloodline via medical castration.

Living in a satanic, communist nightmare where men and women don't exist, the family unit doesn't exist.

Just mutilated individuals surviving off…

EASTER IS DEAD They want you eating Gesture Eggs with your Birthing Parent. Ending your bloodline via medical castration. Living in a satanic, communist nightmare where men and women don't exist, the family unit doesn't exist. Just mutilated individuals surviving off…
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The root problem with conventional currency is all the trust that's required to make it work. The central bank must be trusted not to debase the currency, but the history of fiat currencies is full of breaches of that trust.

- Satoshi Nakamoto

The root problem with conventional currency is all the trust that's required to make it work. The central bank must be trusted not to debase the currency, but the history of fiat currencies is full of breaches of that trust. - Satoshi Nakamoto
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Our legal system has been perverted.

It exists extract value out of the serfs, and ensure power is retained by the political class.

The State is armed, but you are not.

Taxes are extorted from you. Bankruptcy and prison await if you fail to pay tribute.

Corporate interests…

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They track where you go.

And track what you spend.

You need to ask permission to start a business, go fishing, own a weapon.

They pay you enough for shelter and meals.

They tell you what to think and what to say.

And you still think you’re not a slave?

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Why does the West insist on chasing the failed dreams of Marx and Lenin?

The flourishing society we are all benefactors of was founded on courage, innovation, tradition, liberty, and excellence.

Yet we eschew these ideals for the demonstrably false doctrines of ideologues.

Why does the West insist on chasing the failed dreams of Marx and Lenin? The flourishing society we are all benefactors of was founded on courage, innovation, tradition, liberty, and excellence. Yet we eschew these ideals for the demonstrably false doctrines of ideologues.
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