If this was the apprentice 2 would go tonight #rahul #gbbo

If you pardon the pun... the programme seems a bit lame tonight. #TheLastLeg

How about.. Save Me (Queen) #TopOfTheShots

Never mind #MoreWheels #isitok that Bryan Adams said the F word on the One Show tonight?

So there is a magic money tree after all! Tories have gone bonkers! #MiniBudget

There was a letter on my doormat this morning with "do not bend" on it.I thought, well how the hell am I going to pick it up?

It's 1973 and time to enjoy some wholesome entertainment..Jimmy Saville introducing a Gary Glitter concert, followed by It's a Knockout.

My neighbour's building a watch tower in his garden.....as far as I'm concerned....that's his own lookout.

#johnny marr and morrissey rumours in Dublin. I just might die with a smile on my face after all

Get your own back for shopping. Take your other half to 10 pubs without drinking then go back to the 1st for a pint.

In the long run, the pessimist may be proved right, but the optimist has a better time on the trip - Unknown #quotes

There was a letter on my doormat this morning with "do not bend" on it.I thought, well how the hell am I going to pick it up?

Heaven knows I'm a little bit excited now, Morrissey at the O2 tomorrow!!!

Ed Morrissey. As a fake Smiths fan this one's for you Mr Cameron! #Milifandom #CoolEdMiliband #thesmiths #morrissey

Here's Ed Morrissey. Cool Ed Miliband #milifandom Johnny Marr #CoolEdMiliband #Morrissey

Well done Beth ditto?#Eurovision2015

If you asked a random person to draw a picture of a Tory, most people would draw a man looking like Jacob Rees Mogg, Tory prick!! #bbcqt