Things I say in the produce section

There's no doubt an argument that Ted Williams is the greatest hitter of all-time, but he wasn't the complete player some of the other guys were.

Aaron & Mays were true 5-tool players, and Ruth was one of the greatest pitchers ever before becoming the most dominant hitter ever.

This is a loaded and difficult question.

This thread is a treasure trove of stats. *chef's kiss*

I am SCREAMING @ Brad Pitt playing Pete Bendix

Things I say every morning when I wake up

Hello I'd like to tell you about this 👇

Screaming

More walks than strikeouts is BIG with me

The rest of You People™ can stop trying; Cubby Memes already has the worst take of the day irretrievably locked up. May god have mercy on his or her soul.

I think there's an overwhelming sentiment that with how hard pitchers throw these days (which has resulted in an astronomical K rate and low batting averages across the league) teams are so unlikely to string together a bunch of singles in a row that there's no market for them.

Things I say when Joey Gallo gets paid millions of dollars per year

Arraez is a brilliant contact hitter, a great clubhouse guy, and a tough AB every time.

These new-agey teams give up on him because he doesn’t walk a lot, he isn’t a great defender, he isn’t fast, and he isn’t a home run threat — all of which are true, admittedly.

But they lose…

FYI if you ever wondered why the Yankees still have a facial hair policy, this is why the Yankees still have a facial hair policy

You mean the compiliest of the compilers 😂

Let the 6000 TB club sink in folks

Not Gaetti @FLDataDude Chris Hoiles Baltimore Orioles Baltimore Sun Sports Orioles on MASN Baltimore OriolesStatist1 MLB Network Baseball Reference Stathead Kyle Brown Whenever a NEPTA elicits a “who?” in the comments you know you’re doing the lords work.

The essence of NEPTA

Turns out that not only was journeyman slugger Bobby Bonilla an Oriole, he in fact — and this is true — absolutely raked during his time with the Birds. Bobby Bo batted .300 with 38 HR, 162 RBI, and 154 runs scored across 832 AB over parts of two seasons.

I don't know how or why –– only Elon knows how the algorithmic sausage is made –– but every so often there is a spate of folks that say 'I thought I was following you because I always see your stuff in my feed, but I guess I wasn't, but I fixed it'

So double check I guess, lol

FULL. BODY. CHILLS.