Hey Brothers Osborne I’m SO EXCITED TO BE SEEING YOU at Riverfront Revival and would cry tears of joy to hear Loving Me Back 🥹 (I volunteer to be Lee Ann Womack if needed 🤪) ((I’m front and to your right if you want receipt of tears!)) LOVE YALL! 💓

the spiders in my house watching me put up spider decorations after killing their brother

me trying not to reveal the surprise or the gift i'm going to give someone in advance

I’ve been a nanny for over ten years so I have had lots of families trust me with their kids blah blah well shit I just dropped Parker off at the best people’s house and wow I actually can’t imagine how people can do this with human kids!!! I cried like a BAAAABY!

People hate late people but I love them

Hearing my dog snore brings me such INTENSE joy. It doesn’t happen the whole time she’s sleeping, just sometimes, and WOO it’s cute

I always thought I wouldn’t be a pup cup person if I ever got a dog but…I get Parker pup cups and I love to and it’s joyous all around….. sorry!!!!!!!!!!!

girls, don’t let them scare you about getting older. i’m 10x cooler now than i was at age 23 and i literally promise you are only getting cooler

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 13 years, since 18 Oct 2010 (via Twi Age 🥳).

texting your parents be like:

I know Jay-Z was somewhere GEEKED. Your bloodline performing with your WIFE, one of the best performers of all time, and throwing up your hand sign while on stage with thousands of people, in your city. Sickening.

Nobody: Me for no reason :

i love how delusional we are

Reba is READY

happy Wicked trailer day to them

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

The whole club lookin at herrrrrrrrr

Me when Usher took his shirt off

Beyonce: “Drop the new music.” Me:

Beyoncé at the #SuperBowl in Las Vegas.