This is what I want on my tombstone: "Life has ups. Life has dips. At least we have potato chips."

Jake from State Farm is bae.

Remember how when we were younger.. A pizza party for your classroom was like the ultimate prize.. ......it actually still sounds great.

I bet when Steve from Blues Clues went to college he brought a little notepad and a green crayon to every class.

Are you an angel that's fallen from heaven?!? ...Because you remind me of Satan.

Nurse: Soo... Your leg is broken. But the doctor refuses to see you. Me: WHAT?! Nurse: Well apparently you've been eating an apple a day?

My dad said he'd have food on the counter when I got home from work... I found this and a pile of uncooked rice:

I turned 20 today.... Either that or put 20 cat stickers on my car.. I can't remember.

PLEASE play Keep In Mind! at Rib Round Up in West Palm Beach LOCASH @1031WIRK It's ALL me and my gal have been looking forward to!!!❤️

Can't wait to hear Keep In Mind! at #RibRoundUp LOCASH @1031WIRK

I would also like to know if my FAVORITE locash song will be played this year!!! Would mean a lot. @LoCashSuperfan LOCASH @1031WIRK

I agree!!! They should play Keep In Mind at #RibRoundUp @The_Real_Daveed LOCASH @locashsuperfan @1031WIRK

Yes I agree!!! Keep In Mind should be played at Rib Round Up! LOCASH @LoCashSuperfan Nathan Beachy kenna

Thx Kenny J!!! You Rock Kenny Jay x.com/kennyjayradio/…

You guys still on schedule to swing by WEST PALM to perform Keep In Mind at RibRoundUp???LOCASH Gramercy Theatre @LoCashSuperfan

Can't wait to hear LOCASH play KEEP IN MIND at RibRoundUp @LoCashSuperfan