I would take full accountability for my actions, and commit to learning and growing from the experience ♥️

warum, Polizei Berlin?

It's a small but generous mercy that Carpool Karaoke was cancelled before James Corden got his greasy little mitts on Brat

Can you imagine being the fact checker on this story

Moving there slowly - nthnm

My unpopular opinion is that gossip is overexposed, storytelling is a lost art because people have grown too comfortable talking about themselves and other people with no clear point, it's time to divest from gossip, i highly recommend reading books instead

Someone should Photoshop a Patagonia bucket hat and a pair of Salomons on Carrie Bradshaw.... I couldn't help but wander.....

This 'cutesy' 'demure' shit suddenly being everywhere demonstrates how the dominant form of humour is now purely mimetic, any vestige of originality or funniness stripped away - replaced by regurgitating tiktok trends to signify you're part of the in-crowd

I hope the next big trend after "being demure" is being QUIET!!!!

Run Lola Run is a film about the opportunities that only exist in walkable cities

The problem with social media is that everyone acts like a microtrend forecaster because posting about "horse-face cousin summer" is seen as a low-risk, high-reward activity. It is not! It is high-risk, low-reward!

Four German tourists beat up a 70-year-old taxi driver in Mallorca, broke two ribs and his wrist, tried to bribe him to stay quiet (also tried to destroy his phone), went back to Germany. Guess what they do for a living over here? They're cops!

Comparison is the thief of joy. Unless ur comparing urself to some loser. And then it rules!

have woken up to the first day of autumn and are hungry for HORROR! I get a fair amount of more gothic/folky stuff - and please keep it coming - but would really love to see more of the nasty, campy, cruel, bonkers and uncomfortable stuff too!