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The Volatile Mermaid

@ohnoshetwitnt

~*Jewish-American Disney Princess*~ @HarlanCoben once compared me to a whiskey sour without the whiskey.

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Friend who just had another kid: I’m happy but it’s tough trying to find enough space for everything. Me: Maybe you should’ve used a Marie Kondom.

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I'm gonna go one step further...Stop saying anyone looks "great for their age" because within this comment is the belief that aging is ugly and staying young is beautiful. Can we please change this narrative? It pisses me off and creates an obsession to always look...Twelve.

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This is horrific. A cop accused of sexually abusing 3 daughters, physically abusing his son. Colorado is requiring reunification therapy. Mother objects, she is going to jail -> I just donated -> Stand with Rachel Pikrel-Hawkins and children gofund.me/5eae6319

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When you’re horny as hell but your chick is like “We can’t have sex because skin to skin contact with me will drain the life out of you” that’s called having a Remy LeBeauner.

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Trump: It didn’t happen. Video: It happened. Audio: It happened. Almost everyone, regardless of party: It happened. Trump supporters: Well, clearly it didn’t happen.