Tyler Dibling is three months younger than Guitar Hero

Aaron Ramsdale wanted to play more football but I'm not sure he meant this much

have Brentford scored too early?

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Erling Haaland now has more PL goals than Eric Cantona

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Scoring is so easy for Haaland these days he's timing his goals to directly reference years when Dixie Dean finished as the country's top scorer (19, 32)

2-0 lead for Everton. Job done. Game over.

Muted assist from Lucas Digne against his former side

this is a dangerous trend

Missed penalties are so back

this is a brandishing masterclass from Anthony Taylor

The referee assessor after Bournemouth vs Chelsea

Taylor determined to set an unbeatable high ceiling here. He's Usain Bolt-ing yellow cards

21 yellow cards in the last three halves of football on Sky. Elite cardsmanship

Spurs with a total of 0.04 xG from set-pieces in a home derby doesn't feel ideal

Most PL defeats since start of March (ever-present sides): Wolves 11 Everton 9 Tottenham 8