This lying fake ass dude. Then Jerry lets him walk in and get all the access he wants after talking so much shit. I’m starting to hate the the office of this team. Tragic

My dumbass got tickets to tonight’s #Braves game because it said Ludacris night and I thought he would be performing. Just a bobble head. Ima still go tho.

Mox said fuck the bcc I’m rolling with Marina

Mariah coming out here looking hotter than fish grease. #AEWDynamite

My gf HATES Aubrey Edward’s lol. She’s like, why is this bitch always making the match about her? I got the new Sting fig from aew and Aubrey is on the back. My GF: Oh look who it is, Ms 1,2, ME!

The preflight shit is so necessary cuz my scary ass ain’t getting out the seat once we takeoff

That boy said “My momma don’t like you. And she likes everyone” 😂 bitch you evil!

Dude just sold me a buffalo chicken wrap then said we don’t carry blue cheese. Them bigs you don’t carry buffalo chicken wraps either!

Texas and Michigan at 9am? I love the west coast! Let me get my ass under these weights real quick so I can be at the sports book when it starts!

After working, traveling, gambling and drinking yesterday, this was really all I had to give.

When I see Ian Glendon in person and show him all the messages he doesn’t respond to 😂

Just had some drunk random black dude start yelling at me about how Deshaun Watson is 10x better than Dak on the elevator. We are so fucking back for football season!

Good morning everyone except Deshaun Watson and Jerry Jones. They can go fuck themselves. #dallascowboys

Holy shit is this real?

This is the way

Opening day morning. Jerry cares more about headlines and eyes on the Cowboys than actually winning. What a shithead.

This dude at the bar saw my Dak jersey and said “the cowboys just wasted 240 million on dak”. He’s wearing a Giants hat 😂 they would pay double for a qb that good. Go sit your drunk ass down, Frank.

Nah, that man got detained for a moving violation and ended up face down on the pavement with a knee in his back. wtf

This dude has a shirt on that says “Fuck Dallas”. I could never care that much about another team. But, fuck Green Bay, tho.