Susan, we know. #TheArchers

I’m aware and my idiot son will be all judgement. #TheArchers

I think you have to invite the whole class these days don’t you? And you need £100 goodie bags as well. #TheArchers

Tom is gonna out his foot in it isn’t he? #TheArchers

They deserve it. Do you remember stealing £5K from the farm account Adam? #TheArchers

Bridge farm will end up with no staff at this rate. #TheArchers

If you can’t face Fallon then you need to resign Emma. #TheArchers

What is Tom talking about? #TheArchers

Whoever said if women ruled the world there’d be no wars just women not talking to each other was spot on. #TheArchers

Evening all. Emma v Fallon tonight. That’ll be interesting. #TheArchers

As if Carrie didn’t have enough to do already. She really is everyone’s skivvy. #TheArchers

Does poppy have any godparents? #TheArchers

Easy for you to say Eddie, you wouldn’t be the one looking after poppy. Clarrie would do it all. #TheArchers

Planning for what Susan? Talk about premature. #TheArchers

Eddie has no morals has he? #TheArchers

My opinion is we have an impasse. #TheArchers

Eddie is being an absolute bellend tonight. #TheArchers

Emma has quit. Well it’s not a if she needed the money. #TheArchers

Tomorrow night Fallon quits and by Friday Helen will be training as a barista. #TheArchers

Natasha to Tom: How did the meeting go? I’m 50% there love.#TheArchers