inviting a girl over is an actual life hack because all of a sudden i'll be filled with the herculean motivation to clean my entire apartment, like it's 10am and i'm scrubbing things i didn't even know were dirty and putting away the clothes i was never gonna fold

some of you got me feeling like i won the transgender genetic lottery recently (not into incest)

seeing a few people project onto this post as if i said "incest roleplay good", others as if i said "incest roleplay bad". this is just a little joke about having dodged a bullet, while also finding some of the more serious posts in both directions kinda funny. hope that helps

i'm cracking up, bro truly has no idea

oh hey, welcome to my room! do u wanna hold a stuffie? i picked this one out specifically for u because it doesn't smell like anything yet and- oh! i mean um, no of course im not going to hold it and sniff it and pretend it's you tonight haha why would u even think that ^-^

having a crush is so embarrassing, what do you mean i feel like im going to die if i don't hold your hand