Thoughts and prayers from OneChiswick to Social Environmental Justice and our fellow pro-car, anti-cycling lobby groups who were hoping for revised guidelines on LTNs during the summer

Sacrifices are necessary so Chiswick SUV drivers can save 30 seconds getting to the A4.

This is what Social Environmental Justice and John Stewart mean by sacrificial roads. Pets need to be sacrificed for the greater good - 30 seconds saved getting to the A4.

This video is just AI generated using actors. Everyone knows it is impossible to have shopping without car parking.

OneChiswick nominates the car park outside the former police station on Chiswick High Rd as one of the most beautiful streets in the world (as long as it isn't being destroyed by a market). A parking space for our SUVs is a thing of beauty.

OneChiswick is currently undecided if the Conservatives or ReformUK represents the best hope for SUV-loving, cyclist-hating residents of Chiswick. Our political wing Cllr Biddolph (Independent Conservative) has said she is #Ready4Rishi. Or should we be #NuttyforNigel ?

OneChiswick denies that we placed a bet on the date when our political wing Joanna Biddolph will be reinstated by the Conservatives

This has a massive impact on the Chiswick economy as it denies SUV drivers their human rights to park and buy £30k kitchens.

OneChiswick denies that we recommended the consultants used by C. Lidgate Butchers for traffic modelling.

OneChiswick congratulates Royal Borough of Kensington and Chelsea for upholding the supremacy of SUVs parking anywhere, anytime. You are a model borough for SUV drivers everywhere.

How sad. Back in my day, all this was SUV parking.

OneChiswick totally supports John Stewart and proposes Lord Voldemort as the JK Rowling figure to oppose LTNs and bike lanes.

OneChiswick will be adding the question "Are you a fascist?" when people ask to join the OneChiswick Facebook group. Joanna Biddolph

OneChiswick and Social Environmental Justice reaction to this devastating news. This wouldn't have happened if Reform had been elected.

OneChiswick has spotted a mistake in this flyer from our political wing Joanna Biddolph It should of course say “Campaigning for Cars and our Community”

OneChiswick thought leader David Giles is the admin of this Facebook group. We are sure Mr Giles will apply the same high standards of moderation used in the OneChiswick Facebook group.

Yes, TfL buses may be killing a pedestrian every 3 weeks but Joanna Biddolph and NFBUK need to keep focussing on the real danger - cyclists.

OneChiswick applauds West Dulwich Action Group for fundraising to help disadvantaged people - lawyers who may not be able to afford a skiing holiday unless they get their billable hours up. This is Social Environmental Justice in action!

OneChiswick is concerned about people being killed and injured by buses. The answer is to remove bus lanes. We are sure NFBUK and Joanna Biddolph agree.

This simply isn’t correct. The introduction of an LTN leads to an increase in noise from John Stewart Social Environmental Justice and Joanna Biddolph