Norman Finkelstein had Alan Dershowitz crying on a 7 year old girls shoulder at Epstein’s island

Imagining a shy guy who only does his Indian voice in the shower

My middle school teacher woulda really liked this update 12 years ago. He also woulda loved all the porn on X

Go ahead buddy, likes are private now

Having a Joe Biden Monday after a Hunter Biden weekend

This thing wouldn’t have survived in Scotland that much I know

I’m assembling a team

My dog when I try to get him to blow into my car breathalyzer

Raw dogging my drive to work. No phone no radio. Just a few light beers and the steering wheel

this is how closely boomers will be watching their 401k while simultaneously wiring $50,000 to indian guys from “the microsoft medicare department”

One thing an Asian girl gon do is strum her hooch like a 6 string. And it works every time

Guys whippin it around

Driving home from work and this 4 day weekend got me hanging my head out the window like a dog

“Uh waitress? I think we have a problem? These boneless wings were so good…I think I found a bone..” *gestures to the almost imperceptible bulge in my cargo shorts*

Nope

Joe Biden and Israel

Biden getting COVID

BREAKING NEWS JD Vance admits to humping a hole in his couch during J. Lo & Shakira’s SuperBowl LIV Pepsi Halftime show.