i feel like aliens would come down here and think we’re the ugly ones.

like imagine an alien looking at you and just screaming. or worse— cracking tf up and calling his friends over to giggle, too.

i wouldn’t even be scared, that would hurt my feelings.

Somebody ban CHIKA 🧚🏾‍♂️ & Amber Patrice Riley from IG live 😂😂😂 they are my fav though

when i was a kid, i thought everyone’s SSN was easy to remember like mine. it wasn’t til like 8th grade that i learned that most people’s SSN is not the same 3 numbers repeated over and over again.

now as a ✨spiritual girlie✨i understand the actual significance of that lol

these words hit too close to home 💀

my question is who bet against him and why

You spend months driving people south. You announce it is the only safe zone. You kettle the people there. And then you attack them by air and land. That is textbook genocide and anyone who denies it is a genocide supporter.

This is why Suzanne Collins was inspired to write the hunger games

Not gonna lie, I think we need a T-Pain Super Bowl halftime show.

i will be singing My Boo for the next 8 business days. thanks for understanding. 🙏🏾

Ms Orrico had a hold on me!!!

i get everybody hates OMG but as a kid who was in middle school when it dropped, Usher had the children krumping at them school dances.

cafeteria was musty as FUCK, but energized.

lol there’s some good energy circulating today and i’m so fkn here for it. 🥲