Ouch!! The latest Led By Donkey art stunt goes in hard!

Prime Minister Starmer will get to work immediately. First, it's the Platinum Hospitality Zone at Fatboy Slim, then the Wimbledon and Euro finals, the Community Shield of course, Noel Gallagher's High Flying Birds, Jason Manford, Anastacia at The London Palladium , Il Divo.

AI Wes Streeting denying you healthcare because you've not agreed to have your biostats sold off. It's happening!

I was once libelled simultaneously as a "parody account" and a "shitposter" in the The Guardian of all places, so we can all breathe a sigh of relief that their editorial control has been safely passed on to the security services.

"It's what's called raw dogging. No fuel payments, no blankets, no heating. Millions of pensioners raw dogging winter, easy."