Aliko Dangote is actually 66 years old. He has no condition, and looks 8 because this was taken when he was younger.

Aerial photo of Brazil from an altitude of 4 feet

just got a letter saying that I am being sued in Nigeria for "harassment". It’s a refreshing change from all the Nigerian princes emailing.

The flag of Switzerland but all the green is replaced with cyan

There are people in the world

I write today's date as 6/6, but americans would write it as 6/6. This is the sixth time this has happened this year. It will occur another six times this year. Next year, it will happen twelve times. This is because the date works out this way once a month.

30K followers AMA

hey Aliko Dangote are you having a mental breakdown? Good luck suing 30k+ people

everything in the world is either a dog, aliko dangote, or not

I have two shoes that are nearly identical, except that one shoe is shaped so that it fits my right foot rather than my left

Most modern microwaves have a cook function that allows you heat up Food. usually it's by typing in a time and pressing start.

This is currently the most expensive drawing in the world, valued at 20 quadrillion dollars by myself.

Aliko Dangote is no longer invited to my birthday party.

I put every photo of Aliko Dangote on top of each other in no particular order. Here is the result.

Every new years eve for the next 10 years.

This is my criminal record.

What a time to be alive

If i looked like this, I bet a lot of people would tell me that i looked exactly like Aliko Dangote.