I am binging ⁦Watcher⁩ on Netflix. My friend ⁦Terry Kinney⁩ is amazing as Jasper and I adore Naomi Watts.

Guys, Baby Ursula is pregnant for sure. We are getting some squirrel Grandkids!!

Who is a happy lady shooting ⁦⁦Criminal Minds: Evolution⁩ ? Me. “Lady” is my pronoun, no politics. I respect all of us humans and all of our different opinions. I only hope you might agree to this : “Wheels up.”

Guys, I hope you love this as much as I do !

I might have broken a toe yesterday when a glass bottle of Heinz 57 Sauce fell on it at a 5 foot drop but it might only be bruised and I’m a big baby. Yes. That’s the best home pedicure I can do… ( hashtag save your money )

I’m also trying to save my goulash after starting with a cheap cut of beef.
I over salted the beef so I added a potato to suck the salt out. Cream of mushroom soup, sour cream & mushrooms. Parsley.

I believe “Aliens” are either us from the future or species living here in another dimension, or actual outer space Aliens who have a vested interest in this planet, hate us using nuclear or atomic weapons and will stop us from using them. I might be crazy but I’m also hopeful.

I’m not cooking or eating octopus anymore. They’re too smart and cool. 9 brains and 3 hearts? Ancient Astronaut Theorists say yes…

Guys, please watch my beautiful and hilarious friend ⁦Natasha Leggero⁩ on #ratinthekitchen . (That might not be the right hashtag thingie. ) But I’m loving this show with ⁦Ludo Lefebvre⁩ !

Here’s my pitch for Burrows’s book, Lisa Kudrow and “The Comeback”. I think it distills what is important about these actual people and this actual business and right when I hate it, I love it again.

I pooped like a champion on Saturday so… fear not, my friends.

Also watch Lisa Kudrow’s “The Comeback” on HBO if you are curious what working in TV is about. It’s extremely accurate. 2005 and 2014 seasons.

Suggestions for reading if you want to learn from a great about making tv:

Why Scratchy Jr. is here for supper. We’re bonding!!

Also, if you can donate just $1 , $5 , please help the people of Florida, Puerto Rica and the Dominican Republic right now by donating to World Central Kitchen ! They do great work. Everything helps!

HEART EMOJI ON THIS !

Guys, being back at work full time after 2.5 years doing cartoon voices only while wearing slippers, I want to have a normal poop so bad and I hate high heels. But I love CriMi and our fans so much : We’re BACK Thanksgiving weekend !

Every fast food commercial makes me want to eat a burger. Naked.

I just discovered that if you say “Oh my God!” like Sarah Jessica Parker , your significant other - if they genuinely care - will be alarmed and ask what’s wrong. This might be my super power ! Plus learning lines and feeding squirrels.