why aren’t more people using their phones as remote controls for their tvs just tried it and it’s life-changing

You’re having trouble finding purpose in life? Have you tried building a dating app?

i keep seeing this and thinking it’s an ad for a hacker house

i like living on the edge (i time my phone dying around the same time i need to board my flight with my mobile boarding pass)

gm

i think there’s been a glitch

guy who only drinks chamokilometer tea

biking on a literal airport runway will never get old

“paula” asking people to please not comment on my PR in draft mode

me stopping people from approaching me while writing spaghetti code

you leave a guy alone in a park for five minutes and when you come back two girls are asking for cash in exchange for a paypal transfer

“how did you sleep ❤️”
*sends oura screenshot*

bf who refers to your micellar water as miscelaneous water

spotify engineer seen shuffling out of party once the conversation shifted to conspiracies about the app’s shuffle mode

guy who thinks cilantro tastes like soap but likes the taste of soap

one must imagine the club happy