Opals and Banonos be like "please don't oat me"

I would give up access to AI forever in return for a Google search function that worked like it did 10 years ago

me when the lies I weave are oh so intricate

my student aide is a sweet kid, I taught him how to use the copier because he didn't know how and making copies is like 75% of what takes up my time most days. Now he comes in every morning asking to make copies. Don't say I never taught anyone anything!

just ordered an unhinged amount of Korean food on door dash but my body needs a steady variety of pickled foods to function properly

Moo Deng is going on Hot Ones

can’t wait for y’all to find that pygmy hippo’s old tweets

bet there's a lot of fair weather hippo fans out there. you can't get enough hippo content and then one kills a zookeeper and its silence, no support, no sticking by your team. I see you.

The story here is now that JD Vance by his own admission is a liar fabricating lies for his political benefit who does not care what consequences those lies cause for the people he’s lying about.

lmao i had to log into truth social to see it for myself, what a world.

toppling our World Record domino structure with a stuffed squirrel toy 🐿️🤪

I need to make friends with my site testing coordinator so I can buy this (she's great so it would be a win all around)

ok 40+ girlies you've been asking for a grwm where I show you all my *secrets* to combat mucous and wake up ~dried tf out~ and ~with less molar damage~ but still ~tired for some reason~ so here it is. So fiiiiiirst we need to refill your medications!! (tapping nails on pill case)

it's best that skunks can't understand human communication, they'd be so disappointed if they knew how we talk about them

I’d like to take a moment to recognize a show that didn’t get its flowers tonight. Reservation Dogs broke the mold of what a YA show can be. I hope its legacy, beyond Native American representation, is more YA shows & films. Not less. I will miss this show greatly. A’ho.

It's almost 5 am and I'm awake and my throat is hurting and I'm so mad that I am probably going to need to get a sub today

one of the most classic red flags is when a guy says "you would look so adorable shrunken down and trapped inside one of my orbs." it might sound like a compliment, but you mustn't fall for it

Starter word did well for me today! Wordle 1,186 2/6 🟨🟨🟨⬛🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩