Engineer: Wow, that train is fast.
Elon Musk, tears forming in his eyes: My imaginary one is faster

So much copium you’d think the Brits were about to attack China.

Best Marketing Idea I have seen

Is it? Tubman volunteered as a field agent for the U.S. government in a war waged against a treasonous clique of racist oligarchs. Cynicism need not abide to honor that legacy.

Nor did Tubman ever stop fighting for the veteran’s pension she was owed: harriet-tubman.org/compensation-f…

Underpants Gnomes anti-fascism.

1. Dumb liberals

2. ? ? ?

3. Dead fascists!

But hey, this is the account that used the excuse of Italians electing neo-fascists to shit on American liberals, so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I don’t normally do content warnings/share snuff films, but these Russians just iced a recruiter

#Russia on 🔥: Novokuznetsk Iron and Steel Plant owned by Putin's mafioso Roman #Abramovich caught fire in the evening of September 24th. The plant employed 11,500 people in Siberia. 'Leading manufacturer of rail products in Russia and the only manufacturer of tram rails.'

Been translating the Russian news all day and here’s what it looks like to me: 261,000 men have fled since Wednesday; Putin expected to close the borders in coming days; dozens of enlistment centers set on fire; violent protests + brutal arrests in Dagestan and other republics 👀

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“Grilled onions and cheese” is the only correct pairing.

Yeah, but how does that get mom to shut her b*tch mouth?

wait

'This is just... this is an old issue of Penthouse Magazine?'

'Penthouse offers the best perspective from within the panopticon, professor.'

'You're still getting an F.'

'Nice.'

'NOT THAT KI—ugh...'

Putin spent the past ten turns building up an army that broke on the first dice roll. Total n00b

lol imagine if they draft the rat

People really don’t stop to consider that maybe governments *don’t* always publicize every little (or even every big) thing they do to help their allies in the middle of a war.

Open source is all to the good, but they hardly tell the whole story.

Moon dressed as saturn.

I mean, can you sit on your own lap?

Like you’re gonna pull another Bobby Durst; get outta here, Mr. Jinx

After 100 years, the Italians have decided to do another fascism as a little treat