Ok another good one from the #avnawardsmeetings :

“Boy, that guy’s got a really big *watch*”

“And she’s about to find out what time it is.”

I’m gettin some more of them shrimp

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Wow you guys

it's porn watchin' time

Oh, the dodgers are losing

Oh, it’s a dodgers game

new ad campaign idea, hear me out ... 'Netflix: It's the Netflix of Netflix'

I really enjoy the vons signature select smooth satin coffee, it’s my new go-to

I have salsa in my beard

Oh fuck it’s friday the 13th this weekend. MAYBE i’ll watch a friday the 13th movie like i always say i will. But then again i have too much porn to watch for that.

I honestly dk what i’m gonna do for lunch tomorrow

Why is every place so fucking busy rn?!?

This porno is making me want donuts

and....the book is done.

(to that end, a word of insight: 'Holy Snatcholy 2' is not clever, as 'Holy Snatcholy' already existed)

and now let's see how many unclever titles got submitted for clever title. (i'm gonna guess most of them)

i don't know why this is, but the VR sector is BY FAR the best at picking scenes to submit for nominations. it is not gonna be easy tackling those...

seaonal reminder that 'porn star' is two words. (and so is 'cream pie')

new AVN category for this year only: Best Barbie Parody