when???

PLEASE stop posting about your accomplishments unless i have the same ones otherwise it can make me feel BAD!!!!!!!! i seriously shouldn’t even have to say that

Ummm

Remember the real spirit of Thanksgiving: bob’s bisexuality.

Elon Musk is still so butthurt from the time I said he was like the villain from Altas Shrugged that he went back and replied to the thread 3 years later! It just goes to show, no matter how much you win at life, you can still be a loser in your heart. It's almost inspiring.

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if santa's not moving bricks while he's dropping off these toys he's a fool and leaving money on the table

Dec 21 "CEO Ed Bastian... asked in a letter to CDC Director Rochelle Walensky seen by Reuters that the agency's recommended quarantine period for anyone who tests positive with a breakthrough COVID-19 infection be reduced to five days from the current 10." reuters.com/business/aeros…

The CDC just announced you don’t actually have to wash your hands, just get the fingies a little wet

They would only get four free tests

If you don't know what this is, you aren't allowed to talk to me about the minimum wage.

Should i get a covid test from this Uhaul van on my block ?

Shit i thought it was thursday

is #twitter still cool #lmk?

I need every bad bitch up in Equinox. I need to know right now if you're a freak or not.