I was trying to make zuccini noodles tonight and like a newlywed couple Richard and I stood in the kitchen arguing over how to use our new Spiralizer. We eloped so we are taking the long route to having a fully stocked kitchen of too specific appliances.

Oh look. What a lovely list to be added to 🙄

I never get sick of my little outdoor space. It makes me so freaking happy

Oh Dr. Jamie L.H. Goodall (she/her) is such a lovely person. If you can donate please do! She deserves it!

I approve of this

Sliced my finger making salsa tonight. After I quietly went into the bathroom to wrap gauze around it, the first thing I said to Richard was “well the new knife sharpener works great.” 🤣

Check out these lovely flowers I picked from the garden

I went to Five Below today and bought a whole bunch of office stuff - a mini bottle of hairspray, a first aid kit, a Tide pen, a bottle of wrinkle released, and a sewing kit… because I am very excited to continue my career reign as the most prepared lady in the office. 🤣🤣🤣

These god damned mice are getting bold. One of them just climbed up onto the table next to the couch while my husband was sitting there and started climbing up his beer can. 🤦‍♀️