“There seems to be one rule for people who don’t break the law and another for people who do break the law.”

“Just fuck the photocopier, astronauts!”

Apropos of nothing

Pictured: F Clark from Chelmsford’s reaction to seeing a lady with a tattoo. Also pictured: the reaction of any and all ladies when they see F Clark from Chelmsford.

Pointless Letters > Determined to shield her children from “certain concepts” > Lives in Brighton 🌈 GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, KATE 🤡

Daily Express readers having a completely normal and in no way absolutely bananas reaction to the General Election result

Not even close, mate

van Göring

It’s only the BEST DAY IN THE WORLD, folks

Today is the 55th anniversary of one of the biggest things to ever happen in the history of humanity….and the moon landing. #UGH

“The Doctor has traditionally been portrayed as a distinctly non-sexual being.” This would be the show that started and ran for its first couple of years showing the Doctor travelling around space and time with his Granddaughter, right?

PARKLIFE! 🎵

The mention of the “worst offenders” is telling, here. I bet there’s been a count of the times this has happened. At least one spreadsheet has been created. Charts exist. (many thanks to SineadMcQ for spotting this one and sending it in)

Can’t help but feel this is our and Angry People in Local Newspapers’s Skynet moment

“I just really want to see people being hurt.”

Pointless Letters Properly policed. It must not, repeat not, turn into an all night rave.

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