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Dinner with a view that is tolerable.

Good morning ☕️

Torcello afternoons ⛲️

The one and only Caffè Florian for dessert. 🍨

Do I post too many pictures? 🤭

Gold face card never gets declined.

Sunday morning toes. 👻

Are you bored of political posts on X?

Museo Correr #1 🏛️

Museo Correr #2 🏛️

Museo Correr #3 🏛️

Another evening another dinner. Let’s gooo 🪭

Not holding back when it comes to the seafood and pasta 🤌🏻✨🦞🦐

I have 11K followers and my posts are being seen by a couple hundred people?! What-fvcking-ever Elon Musk 👎🏻

The fact that the separate bidet never became a standard feature in American bathrooms is perhaps the greatest flaw of western civilisation.

You say colonialism, I say progress.

Americans abroad are hotter than Americans at home.

Name another president that has done this. I’ll wait. #Trump2024

Packing is a bore, but it’s bearable with Campari Sodas 🥤