they tried to put me on the cover of vogue but my legs were toooo long

this is insane

so sorry osama bin laden

your relationship issues are NOT f1twts problem can yawl take this shit elsewhere please like perhaps a therapist’s office

i love my life

mood

crying this is so evil

this is so fucking funny

someone just liked this tweet and i got war flashbacks.

this is me and my brother to each other repeatedly in every conversation

da goat

you don’t have to be gay to hate women hope this helps

lando in a TESCOS??? he’s working behind the counter at M&S final answer

if you think about trans!carmy and then you think about chef david it kinda gets even more sadder

the rolled up trousers ohhh my baby Also grussell wanting to see his ankles like some victorian knight i Know What You Are