millennials are quite literally raising an alpha generation (gen alpha) what can’t we do 😗

this is the highest compliment

me celebrating earth today

when you work in sports these are the types of texts you get on any given day

me after lunch

paul pierce in here like

first look at despicable me 4

my dad as my dad: strict, tough guy, rarely showed emotions

my dad as a grandfather to my kid: walked out of the house today with shiny star stickers on his forehead after telling me to not yell at my kid and speak understanding and empathy

mercury in retrograde jordans is a form of bullying cause why did my coffee just spill all over my white dress for no reason

love is blind really changed her

the social media team ate with this one

i’m tired of yall crying on camera so that’s fine

washed bro 💀

instagram is so unserious

listen idc how nice the house is you’re going to have to PAY ME to live in texas

Tomorrow is monday, we will have a good week. no excuses. no bad energy

Big Log

my toxic trait is that i need a sweet lil iced drink any time the weather is the slightest bit warm and sunny

I rly vibe with Moana’s dad. Risk averse. Whole song about how great it is to stay home. Hero.

This entire day could've been an email.