You cannot say "someone should try again" on the internet

If you think Dick Cheney, a man who killed millions for $, created the modern surveillance state, likely had a hand in *9/11*, successfully stole an election, and believes in unitary executive theory, endorsed Kamala because he dislikes Trumpian fascism, you are a historic moron.

Aw lawdy he storkin

saw the most divorced car in the world today

Them: When they dig up your bones, they'll say you were a ma- My friend: don't give a fuck, the gender affirming bird says I'm a woman

in a world full of hinkleys be an oswald

White Power Trip

normal catholic: yeah i should really go to mass more catholic convert: pope pontius xvii was right when he said we should suck pepe the frogs cock to defend ourself against the demonic forces of beelzebub

I answered a Google opinion questionnaire and chose I didn't prefer the AI compiled result and it decided I love the AI compiled result?

Give em that ol horchaTUAH. Cinnamon that thang.

The Terror (2018)

Old guys at the gym who refuse to use headphones and drag around a brick Bluetooth speaker everywhere need to be put in camps

A lot of people are trying to find some kind of logic for why this woman is calling spices dirt and I'm going to save you a lot of time. There's no logic. She's just racist and most racists are stupid.

He's distraught at RT being banned but it's ok, he's got some other trustworthy news sources

Pretty cool that the US and Israel can just explode your phone whenever they want. We're definitely the good guys.

Recording the robot employee on video to shame it for not serving 3,400 calories worth of food even though I'm paying an entire $9

When you smoke a cigarette while you're drunk so it doesn't count

That's a great joke, have you tried stand up?