you can get notifications for the quasimatt app😍 1. open quasimatt dot com in safari 2. tap the share button 3. tap “add to home screen” 4. open the app from your home screen 5. tap the small bell icon that appears 6. allow notifications lmk if you have issues!

the leaves are changing and so am i 🍂💖

u superstar⭐️ ur beautiful🎨 u’ve got it all wrong🤗

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FAANG is obviously out. prestige careers in tech are all about working at: Facebook Apple Google GitHub OpenAI Tesla

“i went on 4chan when i was like 11” - everyone i know

most of “being emotional” is just being manipulative.

i woke up today with basically no plans and then i saw a freshly dead body and went to a small oklou show followed by a goth girl’s birthday party😍

stay mad that you’re on the waitlist idgaf. we hit capacity.

quasimatt merch ™ ft. custom ktrivs bedazzling coming soon

i am really freaked out by low-quality milk. like if you go to the grocery store and buy the cheapest milk and drink it, it tastes completely insane. almost like melted plastic. and i’m saying this as someone who has no problem eating takis and drinking mountain dew.

the words rich and poor aren’t cutting it anymore. i’m gonna need a position (net worth) and a velocity (income net expenses) as well as some qualitative information about clout levels and microsocial safety nets.

there is something so meditative and serene about writing a post for quasimatt.com. a moment of solitude where i reflect on the importance of the people who surround me. and then i reduce their personhood to the sentence “[name] arrives.”

we already know that it's quasimatt we just all really fuck with him heavy