What the honk is this?! 🙀

Fantastic news! After 50 kajillion years, my mommy put my couch together! My new apartment is looking bootiful like me! 😽

New shape just dropped #CatsOfTwitter #Cat #CleaningUp

Horrimble croolty 😞😿

Listening to Poisoning Pigeons in the Park by Tom Lehrer #music #catsoftwitter #record

⁦Watergate at Landmark⁩ I DID NOT like yappy happy hour with all of the puppies! I should have been the only pet there so I could have received all of the attention and snacks! I had to swat and hiss at some dogs who were sniffing me! 😾 All dogs are stinky!

Check my new shanpe! #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter #cats

Yes! 🙌👏 Torties are the best!

Happy Father’s Day to my grandpaw! ❤️🥹 #CatsOfTwitter #CatsOnTwitter #FathersDay #FathersDay2022

To all the haters who said I would never go full snuggle mode, this one’s for you. #CatsOfTwitter #cats #hatersgonnahate

no babe you dont understand i AM a pretty pretty princess

Going off to space! 🚀🌚 See you nerds later! #CatsOfTwitter #astronaut

I will miss you grandpaw. You always took time to clean my whiskers and make sure I ate enough treats. I will miss your forehead kisses and your gentle head smacks. You are reunited with your sister in heaven. (2004-2022) #CatsOfTwitter

Me and who?? 🫣😳

you have pet the cat

I don’t know why people are saying the Queen died…I’m doing perfectly fine. 👑😽

TOP TEN CAT BREEDS 1. Soft criminal 2. Baby Bimp 3. Danger Pixie 4. Pocket Boss 5. Northern Regal Butterbean 6. Dainty Fritter 7. Flumpus Le Grumpus 8. Lord/Lady Puddleworth 9. Weevil Knievel 10. Good Old Fashioned Potato Bear

I wish I was loved for my beautiful personality and not hugemongus butt 🍑😢 #cats #CatsOfTwitter #tortie #bootycheeks