During sex: Her: oh, deeper..... Him: what's the meaning of life? Her: no, harder... Him: solve Fermat's last theorem.... Her: ffs! Just come..... Him: on Eileen?

This is an engagement post. Congratulations, we’re married now.

AskAubry 🦝 Lady run for the hills and do it while he's not home. This is the kinda guy you see on the news ending a life because someone called his SO "cute".

I’m gonna hold your hand when I say this

Weird, the stores won't let me pay with the make believe bucks from invisible labor though.

He's been s*xually assaulting her for 11 years!

AskAubry 🦝 He should apologize by leaving and never speaking to her again. He obviously can't handle treating her with any respect or dignity.

Save the money for that divorce lawyer.

I am tired y'all. The people who expect me to write out essays to answer all their questions as if I agreed to be interrogated because they have this belief other people exist just for their benefit.

How you know that the GOP blew all their money on Anti-Biden merch.

I became a Registered nurse in 1964. I adopted a 2day old baby boy when I was 26. He is now a successful attorney. At the age of 30 I founded and operated a Long term care facility which received excellence in care awards from the State. At the age of 40 I founded and

AskAubry 🦝 Poor baby, What's wrong with cuddles. Smh.🙄

So, apparently Trump LIED about his plane having "mechanical problems" as the reason he landed at an airport that wasn't the closest one to his rally. He owed the other airport $12,000 that he refused to pay. He LIES about EVERYTHING. He doesn't know HOW to tell the TRUTH.

AskAubry 🦝 Things that didn't happen for $1000 Alex. Fabricating a story that includes your 6 year old for your own dopamine hits is kinda wild.

I did not know I was not real

When they show you who they are...

I'm an ATTORNEY, and I'll state this, FLAT OUT. Our government, by NOT ARRESTING TRUMP FOR HIS CRIMES, as they occur, is BREAKING THE LAW! If they would have showed up at OUR front doors, put us in handcuffs, and locked us up for the SAME CRIMES, they should do that to HIM!

AskAubry 🦝 She's not the AH.

Murdered. She was murdered.