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You can't seriously want to ban alcohol. It tastes great, makes women appear more attractive and makes a person virtually invulnerable to criticism. #TheSimpsons

Hello, Mother dear. #Simpsons

Hmm... Barney's movie had heart but football in the groin had a football in the groin. #TheSimpsons

Now, Marge, don't you worry. We've all had our brushes with the law. Are you Ed Flanders? No, Ned Flanders. My mistake. I'll never have that problem again. #TheSimpsons

Greetings, Homer. Hey, Fat Tony. You still with the Mafia? Uh, yes, I am. Thank you for asking. #TheSimpsons

I spent the next three years in a P.O.W. camp forced to subsist on a thin stew made of fish, vegetables, prawns, coconut milk and four kinds of rice. I came close to madness trying to find it here in the states but they just can't get the spices right. #TheSimpsons

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Good morning, ma'am. Good afternoon, sir. It passed noon while I was speaking, so that was technically accurate. He's crazy. #Simpsons

It's okay, Marge. We don't need to go on a trip. We'll just wait for the killer bees to come to us. #Simpsons

For the love of God, sir! There are two seats! I like to put my feet up. #Simpsons

Demand? Who are you to demand anything? I run this town! You're just a bunch of low-income nobodies! Uh, election in November. Election in November. What? Again? This stupid country. #Simpsons

What'd you say your name was? Michael Jackson. Doesn't ring a bell. #Simpsons

Ohh. I like it better when they're making fun of people who aren't me. #TheSimpsons

Bart, just get out of here. It's a free country. You get out. That doesn't make sense. I know you are, but what am I? Get out! Get out! #TheSimpsons

Hi, I'm Troy McClure. You might remember me from such public service videos as Designated Drivers-- The Life-Saving Nerds and Phony Tornado Alarms Reduce Readiness. #Simpsons

Maggie's teeth are coming in crooked. Has she been sucking on a pacifier? Uh... not to my knowledge. Liar! #Simpsons

Ladies and gentlemen. I've been to Vietnam, Afghanistan and Iraq and I can say without hyperbole this is a million times worse than all of them put together. Burn, Krusty, burn! Burn, Krusty, burn! #Simpsons

Of course! Bowling. Bowling here! Come bowl now. Get your bowling. Who's ready? Bowling! Mom, make Dad tell the story right. That's what really happened. #Simpsons

An alligator with sunglasses? Now I've seen everything. #TheSimpsons

Don't worry. I brought my "Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape. It always makes the trip go faster. Well, well, well, W-W-W-W-W-W-Well, well, well. You know something? He did say "well" a lot. Well, well, well W-W-Well, w-w-well, Well, well, w-w-w-well Well, well, well… #Simpsons