I'm organising a charity ball next week for people who struggle to reach orgasm Just let me know if you can't come

Just got hired at the guillotine factory. I’ll beheading there tomorrow.

Trying to relax in the garden and next doors washing through the trellis is giving me Michael Myers vibes 🔪 Original 1978 ‘Halloween’ movie is my favourite horror film 😱

This pic of me is NOT recent!

About to go in Canterbury Cathedral

Look at the size of this fat trunk

Canterbury Cathedral is absolutely beautiful. I’d recommend a visit. Amazing history. Loved every second. #CanterburyCathedral #Canterbury

Just got a ticket to see Ricky Gervais at the Alban Arena next month!! Took me 50 minutes on the phone to get through but I’m in! 👌🏼 Ricky Gervais The Alban Arena #RickyGervais

Just having a big slice of Lemon Drizzle cake in the ‘Cafe in the Crypt’ in Rochester Cathedral Great setting for a little refreshment break!

You know you’re old when a Nokia phone is on display in a museum!!!

I’m in the West End!! Just walked past MPL on the way to the theatre! #MPL #PaulMcCartney #SohoSquare

Hello Dears! I’m in the West End just about to watch the ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’ musical! Love the film. So excited for this my Poppets! 🤣 #MrsDoubtfire Mrs. Doubtfire UK Shaftesbury Theatre #WestEnd #London

Just knocked on Raymond Revue Bar asking for a job!! Showed the man my pole dancing skills and he shouted ‘ No Vacancies! RUDE!!!!!!!

Mrs Doubtfire was well funny! Super silly and just a proper laugh. Go see it if you get the chance 🤣🤣 I bumped into actor Jeff Goldblum when I was in London. I took a pic of him having a pic with someone!

After visiting Canterbury Cathedral and learning a little bit about Thomas Becket when I came home I ordered this book! It’s just arrived. Looks really interesting and comprehensive. Love a bit of history! I stood in the room below where he was murdered!

Get your Mrs Doubtfire The Musical tickets now Dears 🎟️ BOOK mrsdoubtfiremusical.co.uk/tickets/ #MrsDoubtfire #Musical #London #WestEnd #Hellooooooo