Yo Amazon can we get a discount on our Prime membership? At this point, 2-day shipping doesn’t even exist and probably won’t again for sometime.

Tik Tok has given me some laughs and some chuckles — but baby, Vine used to have me on the FLOOR.

Heavenly.

surgery went great! the note I woke up to is the absolute best part

Decades of "the customer is always right" has created legions of the most entitled pricks in human history.

Always.

Dorinda gave us some of the most iconic "Real Housewives" one-liners ever 🍎 #RHONY

Fall vibes

Also swipe for places to eat or meals to cook 🤔

girls don’t want boys, girls want the giant 12 ft tall skeleton from Home Depot

If Chrissy and John end up coming to LV also and I didn’t know I’m going to cry for the rest of my life

Damn didn’t know 2008 was only 4 years ago

Michelle Obama had the time today.

We don't know who needs to hear this but Harry Styles looks amazing in a dress.

A big FUCK YOU to Dictator Wolf 🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼🖕🏼

Happy Birthday Kurt Donald Cobain. Thank you for being a voice for so many of us. Thank you for making us feel seen, heard and understood. Always and forever, your fans.

Pandemic aside, I feel like I aged so much in the last year. I just feel like everyone in the world is now younger than me and I can’t keep up. I think it’s my non-understanding of how to tik tok. Younger me would have killed this. Lol

Sistaaaahs! It's been 300 years... But we’re BACK! 🧹 #HocusPocus2 arrives Fall 2022 on Disney+.