Grannma tried to tell me my hoos are bak in 4 mor sleeps - am not convinceded. #btposse

Training granndad - day twenty elevun. I gots a corner ov toste. *trainer ears* #btposse

Ffs ve hoomiliashun keeps coming #btpossd

Got smelly at grannmas cos no swimmin - post baff fury. #btposse

Bleddy hoos - how dare vey put me in THE BACK ov ve car?? Luckily my seat belt woz not as short as vey fort. Idiots! #btposse

Wevver reports from me - all ve seasons in won day today *confused ears* #btposse

Keepin both hoos appy is hard werk.... . #btposse

Summer ????? WTD?. #BTPOSSE

Appy internashunal dog day ! Mum seys every day is dog day in vis howse 🙄 #btposse

Makin ve most ov vese last days ov summer befur mum sighs and huffs alot, puts lots ov layers on us boff, ve dredded dressing gown comes out, and our mornin walks are dark 😭 #btposse

Our pal Ari Gold is in our forts as he is runnin free over ve rainbow bridge - sending comforting boops to his hoos. #arisbar #btposse

6 am walkies agen ? I don fink so ! #btposse

Goob morning - Judge Jeff, Lord Chief Woofstice is back on his bench. *yawns wiv blearly eyes wile lukin in toy box frantically fur his gavel and wig* #btposse

Pfffft , where isve "Indian summer"? #btposse

Fur.dogs.sake. #btposse

Lord Chief Woofstice Judge Jeff will be wiv yoo fur Wise werds Wennesday wonce I hab dedded vis sharkie *killer ears* #btposse

So appawently I wiz bad yesterday cos I woz like a octopus on crack at ve groomers. Zero f*cks given! #btposse

Vis is how we feels bout mundays in vis house.... #btposse