Don’t forget. Narrowboating is a contact sport 🙄

Whoever came up with the Specsavers ad at Sydney Airport deserves a raise

No longer a lock virgin

It feels so weird staying on the boat inside the locks

It feels like a fairy village 🧚‍♀️

Cruising into the setting sun

oh BOY do some West Country monks have a treat for YOU

Since I was a little girl I’ve always known I wanted to be a woman with a lot of money, when I grew up.

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Think today might be a rest day

i hate when people are like “so tell me about yourself” what do you want, like my trauma or my favorite color? let’s be specific

Not a single boat has cruised past so far today

Found a break in the rain, so I did an hour today. Interesting seeing how she handled in the wind. I’ve turned around now so I can have a slow return journey

I chickened out on using the nappy pins the last two nights, but risking it tonight. They just seem very flimsy, so I’ve ordered myself some chains

I saw my first ever kingfisher! 😍

Hear me out. A whole zoo of painted dogs

To me, this is the best bit of boating. At the end of the day, tucked up inside nice and cosy. Enjoying curry and golf in bed whilst the rain beats down on the roof

Forget the leg hairs, does the carpet match the curtains?