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Rajat Suresh

@rajat_suresh

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linkhttps://rajatsuresh.com/ calendar_today13-10-2009 12:49:05

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If you start Die Hard at exactly 9:37:15 on new year’s eve, you can see hans gruber fall off nakatomi plaza at around 11:39:02. I am still working out the timing. Thank you for your patience 🙏

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3 guys w pink hair on Israeli comedy show: We are the three wise they/thems. We come with gifts of pronouns

[audience laughs]

Mary: Hi can we be Jewish here?

Guy w pink hair: No. Btw since I like Palestine I don’t think Harvard is racist

[audience laughs]

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[Singing with carolers] 🎶 Don we now our gay apparel 🎶 [proudly starts putting on my 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt] 🎶fa la la, la la la 🎶 [realizes no other carolers are wearing it] 🎶 la la la... 🎶 [slowly takes off 'i love sucking cock' sweatshirt]

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'18,000 people have died in Gaza. The Palestinian people are under constant threat.'

Oh yeah? Well, do they have to experience antisemitism at Harvard University?? I didn't think so... 😏

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Just told me 10 year old daughter about Kissinger. She had tears in her eyes. Then she did the Wakanda forever pose, said Wakissinger forever, and started carpet bombing Cambodia, which is the sort of pop culture crossover i can celebrate

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Obama (on Netflix show having sit down w halal cart vendor his former adviser was racist to): I like to get my halal extra spicy you know? Haha, Im no chump, I can handle it

Halal cart guy: ok

Obama (suddenly serious): Now, racism is kind of all of our faults isnt it?

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I never thought Moist Critikal would share his thoughts on the Pokimane cookie situation, but nevertheless, Moist Critikal has shared his thoughts on the Pokimane cookie situation

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Thank you Elon for banning pro palestine users and getting these advertisers back. Now i can finally see if my memory is photographic

I think this is Biden

Thank you Elon for banning pro palestine users and getting these advertisers back. Now i can finally see if my memory is photographic I think this is Biden
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Question for no nut community: When it comes to the end of no nut November, what time zone should I go by? EST? PST? Basically, if I am in LA, can I jack off at 9pm? Just want to know the official time I can start JOing again. Thank you 🙏

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Opposition to apartheid must be because of foreign Chinese-owned propaganda machines like TikTok. In America, we understand the value of apartheid ✊

Thank you for speaking on this, Borat 👏

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Hamas guy (after seeing all the Amy Schumer tweets about israel): Noooooo not Amy too😭😭 this fucking sucks man. LOVED Trainwreck but you missed w this one, queen 😫

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Many who talk about the death toll amongst Palestinian children do not bring up how Hamas is literally trained to hide inside of children. Ask yourself: Why are there no x-rays of Palestinian children? Maybe it is because instead of a skeleton, there is a terrorist hiding... 🤔

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Israel has put down their weapons after learning about the 'broad range of voices' on nytopinion weighing in on the conflict 👏

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Haven’t been asked to sign any open letters re: the current situation in Israel-Palestine yet?? Surprising…

Celeb friends, lmk if u need my signature on something you are sending to the president. Don’t care what the letter says, I’m down to sign whatevs ✊

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News: Breaking: Video shows israeli airforce bombing civilian building

10,000 indian men in comments: My son get circumcise. We stad w israel 🙏

Guy w israeli flag in handle: Don't need help from a black guy ty

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