Cuffing season lasts forever when you're cold and alone

Who up seasoning their cuffs?

I'll be giving my Early Yearnings Report very soon. Stay tuned.

I learned how to eat pussy from that owl in the tootsie pop commercial. Still don't know how many licks it takes to get the center of a tootsie pop, though.

"Her bra cups runneth over and her thighs keepeth thine head warm." - Holy Thighble, Chapter 6, Verse 9

I need the whole titty in my mouth

My brain has some poorly written and outdated software that puppets my body while I dissociate

When life gives you demons, make friends

The house is being cleaned right now, so I'm out and about. Would anybody judge me if I started building Legos at the library? No? Ok cool. I'm gonna fucking do it.

What fresh hell is this? Actually, fresh hell is usually the same old hell in disguise.

It finally happened. I prescribed my first MAOI med. The ghost of med school past is haunting me. I'm gonna vomit.

As the worm turns

These panels just get me every time

How she watches me from the shadows at night.

I hope some day you spread your wings and steal the sky.

We are gathered here tonight moots, once again, to build a masterpiece. Also this instruction manual is chonky. This may take awhile

I don't like the smug look of this Lego guy. Too aggressive. He's mocking me.

This dream you're chasing. The one where you end up at the top of the mountain. Everyone's watching you. That's the dream you never wake up from.

I came down on a lightning bolt

Maybe sometimes we deserve the impossible