when u are being mean to me this is who u are being mean to btw

brought leftover carbonara to work for lunch. dont know why i thought it'd be a good idea but i just put it in the microwave and now have a plastic tub of omelette and tagliatelle

came on my period half an hour before i leave for the airport. my life is so unslay

watching the england final live from Spain,……. wish me luck !

last day of holiday and felt like I hadn’t tanned enough so decided to go no sun cream and swim in the sea all day. moral of the story is im now pink as hell and everything hurts. do not recommend

at alton towers. ripped my trousers on my left ass cheek on a bench. had a really breezy time on the roller coasters. moral of this story is don’t buy marks and spencer’s linen trousers or you’ll be walking round with half ur ass on show

don’t get a boyfriend because you’ll end up having to sit through 2 hours of a godzilla x kong: the new empire on a monday evening ……. what the fuck man

Getting better but also getting worse You wouldn’t understand

carrots i grew in my own sweet garden !!!!

desperately looking for taylor swift eras tour tickets for 20th august at wembley!!!!! please let me know if you have any tickets for sale or know anyone who is 🫶🫶

shout out to the bar staff at all points east who gave me £40 worth of drinks for free. i’ll think of u always

Mercury definitely bent me over and retrograded me

i cant stop eating cheese strings and i think i need help

i have had nothing to say on this app since elon took over . ur shaped like a barrel and u ruined it man send tweet