Randy Bohlender (@rbohlender) 's Twitter Profile
Randy Bohlender

@rbohlender

Husband, dad of 10, pastor of The Bridge. Don’t blame them. Tweets are my own.

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If you're in Panera and see a guy on a zoom meeting who just dumped 16 oz of coffee down his shirt and into his own lap, please stop by and say hello to me. Gonna be a great day!

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Sunday morning Nathan Middleton and Kelsey Bohlender gave us a little bit of The Hiding Place - this show is going to be remarkable. Let's pack it out. greenleaf.ticketspice.com/the-hiding-pla…

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The Bridge is looking for an Administrative Coordinator that will help manage administrative needs of the church - this is a part time role for a self starter. If you're interested in seeing a job description, DM me.

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If you don't get it, you're probably a rich girl and you've gone too far cuz you know it don't matter anyway because the private eyes are watching you.

If you don't get it, you're probably a rich girl and you've gone too far cuz you know it don't matter anyway because the private eyes are watching you.
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Police should have 12 months to solve any case, at which point 100% of the evidence should be published to the internet. 75% of crimes would be solved by redditors within 12 days.

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I just learned I could charge my Macbook Pro with the mag-safe port OR a USB-C port and I am now wondering what other mysteries will unfold before me on this fine day. The world is full of potentials.

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It's fascinating that the most impulsive disciple, one who managed to cut a man's ear off at a prayer meeting, ends up being the chaplainesque character who writes 1 Peter, not mentioning his own suffering but focusing on that of his readers. What a difference the gospel makes.

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Putting the final touches to a sermon on suffering and find myself quoting, in rapid succession, Depeche Mode and Over the Rhine. Also quite a bit from Peter the Apostle so don't @ me.