Everybody, remember not to look directly at the sun. I’m told you shouldn’t try to photo or video with you camera phone, or else you can damage that as well. I’d imagine it’d look a little something like this…

The closest experience we have to living in the vaults from Fallout is eating at a Chick-fil-A.

My Cubs just swept the Astros. You’re welcome, America.

NFC North QB situation

When you lie on your resume and then have to pretend you know what you’re doing…

Brunson right now

When Shaq came into the league, I didn’t like him. Couldn’t shoot free throws, was just a physical freak of nature. But the more I’ve learned about the guy, the more I like him. He’s one of my favorite sports pundits.

Maximum potential for northern lights visibility tonight: Naked-eye visible down to the the Carolinas and Oklahoma Possible to view on the horizon to Florida and Southern California. G4 storm forecast is the highest in 19 years.

Biden brings up bags of chips when talking about shrinkflation but not one word about how Double Stuf Oreos are more like 1.5x Stuf Oreos. He’s in the pocket of Big #Nabisco. #coverup

Revelations: A) George Karl is still alive, and B) dude’s on Twitter roasting people.

The Nuggets tonight

Arsenal Take 2nd Place with 89 points, and experience a journey that their fans should feel so very proud of. Arsenal are poetry. City are less prose, more computer code. Against this Pep Guardiola killing machine of a club, it is some achievement to take the title race to the

This is a crazy box score

So, is Hunter the Hand of the King? Master of Coin? Or what?

John McEnroe telling straight up truth about Novak Djokovic.

Can’t wait for the Secret Service edition of this.

Democrats care about the age of their candidates.

Not fit for office.

Media: Kamala was never the border czar Us: isn’t that what you were calling her until Biden dropped out? Media: No we didn’t. Us: *shows video and articles of them saying it Media:

I know you guys aren’t going to believe this, but I totally think the Giants will upset the Tom Brady led Patriots in the 2007 season Super Bowl. I felt it in my loins at the beginning of that season