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Got in from my 10k run this morning just in time to see that the Olympic Mens Walking 20k race only took 7 minutes longer.

Should be a bank holiday

I've sprained my ankle just watching the water jump on the steeplechase. #oly

"I've done my duty, now GET YOUR HAND OFF MY PENIS"

When someone with 1 item asks if they can just jump in front of me at the supermarket.

Had a nightmare trying to buy the right size toga. L was too small, XL was even smaller and the M was huge.

Cheers, French Bulldog's crying now

#whufc

Welsh Pitbull hell yes

Fvck it I’m Wayne Rooney! Here are my Top Ten Wayne Rooney Moments 1. This beautiful assist in the Last Minute of the game for DC United will never be forgotten

When you drink out of a bottle, where does the cap go?

Reposting my greatest ever work. Mr Blobby in the Virtual Insanity video.

Taking one last look at my FPL squad before forgetting all about it for another year.

As a tribute to the late, great Sid Justice, Sergio Tacchini need to release this 1992 classic

All about that pre-sale ballot #oasis

If I'd stuck with my Stone Cold Steve Irwin gimmick, I'd have headlined Wrestlemania.

Everyone in the country should be out clapping on their doorstep at 8pm for all the parents who've worked from home during the school holidays.

Steve Irwin was tragically killed 18 years ago today when a stingray's barb pierced his chest. He would have been 62 years old today In his honor, here's a thread of Steve's best moments 🧵 1. Steve Irwin's classic ESPN commercial with the Florida Gator

When it comes to Mercury Prize winners, English Teacher aren't a patch on Elbow, which is quite ironic I suppose.