The enemy tells me that half of Israel has fled already and the other half is cowering in bunkers. So why the hell am I stuck in traffic at 9:00 p.m.?!

Time Magazine writes, “Harris Turns Border #Hawk Ahead of Arizona Rally”. That’s like saying, “Harris cares about American 🇺🇸 hostages being held by Hamas,🇵🇸” when you already know that the only thing you can count on her to say in her speeches to her radical Islamist base is,

Ha, ha. Hats off. Good form.

Ha, ha! Love this.

Happy Independence Day, India! 🇮🇳 🧡💚🤍🇮🇳🇺🇸❤️🤍💙

Thank you for pointing it out Tom Cotton. I’m confused why more people don’t have a problem with this issue. She’s going to make him Secretary of State. In other words, Tehran will be in charge of US foreign policy. 🇮🇷🇺🇸

Probably. I think she went to school at the Institute of Incoherence in Kabul, where her dissertation was, “How to Drop a Nuclear Bomb Without an Air Force” and “How to Launch a Nuclear Ballistic Missile When We Don’t Have Warhead” #InquiringMindsWantToKnow

Do you think this guy may have said, “Let’s make peace with the Greeks?” Andreas Mountzouroulias 🇬🇷

Damn right!

Ha, ha! That’s what you get Elon, for being a censoring, narcissistic liar who only pretends to support freedom of speech. 🤥 We all know the truth, and who’s pulling the strings in your “safety” dept. May all the countries of the world do what India 🇮🇳 and Brazil 🇧🇷 have done!

Yessss! 🙌

Hello Twitter people! Guess who’s back?

Try typing “Holland” to find the emoji flag, and see what you get instead—a tulip. 🌷 Nothing says “Let's never let the Dutch live down their most absurd financial disaster” like a little digital tulip. Thanks for the jab, emoji overlords. #Subtle #ThatsJustMean #Holland #Tulip

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This is bad news. She is going to kill the economy. Watch high net worth individuals who create jobs and drive growth flee the country for greener pastures. That’s not the way to bolster the middle class. It’s a way to stop investment in the US, and lead to an economic collapse.

Ha, ha! True that.

What do we need Tom Hanks in America for? We already have his movies. Is he planning on taking away our “Forrest Gump” access, and lose his royalties from streaming?

Just give them some pistachios and ignore them. If they get rowdy, throw in some sunflower seeds.