More faith in the French president than I do in my own.

Tweet me dog photos

This man is to stupid to exist WITHOUT committing crimes against the nation. Somebody remove him. x.com/ap_politics/st…

potus: "hey you know that thing I campaigned on taking all the money out of, then we took ALL the money out of it? We should fund that."

Would it? WOULD IT? WOULD IT, REAAAAAAAALLYYYY? x.com/wsj/status/872…

Exactly right

I'm in the process of trademarking every gang sign I can think of. x.com/cnn/status/875…

Rightist reasoning = logical fallacies

If you can't separate POTUS war on the media from the recent level of unhelpful government partisanship, you're part of the problem.

So if I call myself an instagram model, money just starts flying towards me, right?

I heard Brian Adams has a trademark in sunsets.

Darn patriots with their American declaration and things. x.com/thehill/status…

Common tactic. Being deployed by right. And left. Focus. Eyes on the Prize.

Annie de Waal 🙃 🆃🆁🅰🅳🅴🆁🅻🆈🅵🅴 🟦 Ale Claude Taylor LouiseMensch 🇺🇸🇺🇦🌴🧈 Tea Pain WaPo has a bombshell. CNN also has a big story. This isn't a zero sum game, and both CT and LM have said both do.

What'd you talk about? Oh you know... Stuff. x.com/cbcalerts/stat…

"The values Trump spoke for in Warsaw are values that he has put at risk every day of his presidency" x.com/theatlantic/st…

"Did you elect me!?" "No comrade Donal" "you sure?" "Da Donal" "okay! I'm safe then!" Our maybe he made them pinky promise x.com/cnbcnow/status…

#SHS would sound a lot more convincing if she could make her vocal cadence less condescending.

I don't capitulate since I am the objective truth. If you're told otherwise, it's a lie.