I haven’t drank coffee in 3 months. I be dozing off like a mf all day 🤣

Lmmfao

Me trying to act normal after accidentally taking a THC gummy

Nowadays i only bring the beard out on occasion. 🤷🏾‍♂️👌🏾

My granny up there too! Please tell her I miss her dearly!

Everybody sleep? …. Ok cool. Red lobster is the Applebees of seafood. 🎯🤣

I can always tell who is loyal or not by their opinion on Applebee’s.

I will never understand me telling a joke and someone commenting seriously as a response to it. “Actually earthworms have 2 vertebrates” like what the hell do you have going on at home bro? 🤣

And sleep like a British baby after 😴

That right titty be having margarita salt on it

Pop that coochie for a microwavable can of 20% trans fat cream of chicken soup.

Why tf did Warren G hop out the ride and say what’s up in a hood he wasn’t even from? Nate Dogg caught 4 bodies because of that shit.

Absolutely none… couldve tagged me or something. Bro shared it from work meanwhile bitch this is my job 😂😂

Just got some shots back from the KUE awards last month… 3x comedian of the year this bout to be my facebook profile pic for the next 6 months 😂 #ThreePeatSteezy 🏆

Vlad tv def somewhere looking at all the club shay shay Marlon Wayans metrics cussing in russian. “PEWDERSCHMIDT!” 😂

Vlad wrote 82 premium tweet passages… he cares 😂

Aw yeah he one of them. All im saying is either make it your own or give credit. Its easy lol

STOLE MY WHOLE FUCKIN FLOW! 😂😂😂