Signed up for TikTok so I could view links friends send me without watermarks and this is what I'm greeted with

Settle an argument between me and the dang wife. Is Snorlax a bear with cat ears or just a really fat cat

I don't care what the granola couple with no jobs do in the morning, why do you

Only acceptable Harry Potter tattoo

Deleted cause they're impersonating someone apparently. They are still a Nazi, that's just not a picture of them self.

“this doesn’t concern you, janet. just close the door. walk away.”

Trish gotta know…

Dog

This guy decided a brewery was being 'too political' because he didn't know what kind of water they use to brew.

my wife and I wake up every morning in our water bed then bring our coffee out to the driveway and sit in the 14-foot Jon boat we bought on credit then yell at the squirrels for hours every morning. It never gets old & we never run out of squirrels to yell at. I love her so much.

Describing yourself as “neurodivergent” to get out of a Twitter dogpile is the Zoomer equivalent of wearing a neck brace you bought at CVS to your court case.

Just remembered my experience of being perceived as a woman for like 3 hours during a Halloween barcrawl