It’s increasingly clear that Trump was NOT hit by a bullet in the assassination attempt. There was no need for him to lie and embellish, but he just couldn’t help himself. When the full truth finally comes out — and it will — Trump will be exposed as the liar he is. #Earlobegate

It appears now that Trump was not hit by a bullet, rather by shrapnel. This explains why there’s no stitches and Trump has released no medical records.

I'm with her! 💙

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Hummmm...

Love this!

I like this team.

😂 True 😂

This is hilarious!😂

I love this guy!😂

And the hits keep coming! 🤣😂🤣

It’s weird that trump… - wears a ton of orange makeup - was fined $355 million for fraud - brags about acing a cognitive test - dances like he’s jerking off 2 dudes - needs 2 hands to drink a glass of water - is in SO many pictures with Jeffrey Epstein - is NOT endorsed by his

Wow! 😂

YES!!! Make it happen, @bravo!

Omg... this is too funny. 😂

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Sure... She stirred up this incredible lie... got Orange Man all worked up and lying on National TV... insulted the Haitian race... only to admit she saw nothing of the sort. Put that bit@h in jail!!!

And to think he called her... (him) hot. 😂 What an Orange chithead. 🤣

Okay, now this is getting crazy... WTF???

How many assassination attempts is that motherfucker going to stage?