Grapefruit is trash

I'm a rebel just for kicks, now

Another year, another time telling people: if you park in a handicapped spot and you're not handicapped, you're an asshole. Not sorry, but I also don't make the rules.

💫💫💫 RT for a chance to win! #ProBowlVote + DJ Moore

Of all the stereotypes I've heard about NC, the one I can't defend anymore is how truly awful drivers are here. I tried but yall finally wore me down #NC

👑🦊 RT for a chance to win! #ProBowlVote + Jeremy Chinn

Why do some Mickey Mouse movies insist on being the most depressing shit I've ever watched?

King Kong is a bum. I’m sorry.

"You know, it's funny; when you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags."

I think its about time to re-watch Heroes #savethecheerleader #savetheworld

You can pre-order girl scout cookies on GrubHub. Eff.

Starting to get worried about which excuses I'm going to use to avoid going anyplace post covid.

The international sign for HELP is demonstrated here. Please learn it and pass it along...

Show Him Love 🥰 He Deserves It ❤️🙏🏽✨

"...now my troubles are going to have trouble with me."

Somehow, ECU keeps running into awful officiating in every sport I've watched