Got some #RecordStoreDay2024 releases but also got this — amazingly corny and soulless but fun and omg this cover !

I have reached the age where looking at the autobiographies/memoirs in a bookshop, I have no idea who any of these people are, and all the books look like this:

my therapist just told me that the NYT word games app is becoming a problem for many of her patients, including me

I grew up listening to endless boomer stories about Vietnam protests, the women's lib protests, on and on. Where are you guys now?

As a parent I hear endless griping that 'the kids' are all self-involved, participation trophy-collecting navel gazers. Where are you guys now?

My contribution to the USC discourse is that I wore my FIRE 'Free Speech Makes Free People' t-shirt to the gym yesterday and I think people thought I was a Republican. Don't worry, I'll wear my 'We're All Lesbians' t-shirt tomorrow just to confuse them.

And I thought *my* Alma mater (Pomona) kinda mishandled things… #Columbia #USC

To every student getting arrested, having their valedictory speech canceled, etc. I fucking love you. More. ♥️

This poster is disturbing on many levels but no level more disturbing than “his chin is a penis”

Impeccable timing on this announcement. Planes falling apart in the sky and their like 'But wait! there's more!'

Everything is so incredibly stupid. I never thought about max stupidity before. Never thought experimented myself into now before. I practice bad catastrophsophy. Stupid to think I was good at such an unwieldy belief system. Humble thyself before god and all. Whoops. Now

“Deep cut, mythologically speaking” made me laugh Rex Parker 🐈🐾☕️🐾🐈 🐄 I had THE MINOTAUR in some versions. But I wasn’t sure if it qualified as a “bovid”!

Welp, we hit our stretch-stretch goal, so it’s time for a stretch^3 goal! 🥳

We are so happy to see this! Everyone who has contributed has made a tangible impact on people who need abortion access, and you should be so proud of helping this cause!

fund.nnaf.org/tpfa4

Hello! I wrote today’s The New York Times Thurs crossword. Hello from the airport at 5am! But I have my crossword socks on. 🧦 I hope you enjoy the solve. Please let me know what you think!

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#crossword #puzzle TED Talks #TED2024 #vancouver New York Times Games

Eldest, English-speaking children of non-English speaking, immigrant parents, who are trying to navigate the legal system for their relatives-

Listen...I see you. Y'all are out here doing the Lord's work. Truly. I do not envy your position at all, but God knows I appreciate you.

as much as i eat caesar salads i would’ve hugged him. $10.44 for 40lbs of cheese? i’d be in the group chat like “my man my man my man” 😂

It sucks working for myself because I can't take calculated, performative issue with myself and my editorial policies, loudly resign, and land in a more lucrative position as a truth-telling, anti-Calcaterra figure.

If I ever do either of these things, you have my permission to euthanise me.